I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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