I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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