He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
My dad just said "fuck circus"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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