I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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