How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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