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  And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof

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• (415): View more from California

  Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you

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• (940): View more from Texas

  You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.

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