white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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