Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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