Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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