You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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