I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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