Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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