Fuck appropriateness.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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