yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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