Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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