He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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