My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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