I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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