I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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