so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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