Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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