Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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