His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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