Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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