You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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