I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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