if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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