Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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