They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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