Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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