this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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