This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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