He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
another moral hangover. fuck.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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