If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just want nice things and good sex
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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