i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
i think im in europe. pls send help
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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