PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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