yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Randomize
