I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Dignity is for republicans.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
