That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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