hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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