What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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