My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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