I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
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Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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