whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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