After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
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I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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