He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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