She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm just crazy horny about you
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
