love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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