i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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