Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
