Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
