Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
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In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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