I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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