Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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